THE KILCLINTON COLLECTIVE


Founding Fathers

They've been called the biggest band in rock, which is odd for a disco unit. Nonetheless try counting all the math-dance fingers involved in the fully kitted out '07 squad.

PERMANENT TEAM PLAYERS

Morrissey's Qunt - The Voice
Dikk Slapp - Bass
King Quong - Melody Master
Nailz - Pheasant
Daniel, Begg - Negotiations
DJ 100% Buttermeat - Twax
Lord Awful Of Jesusbanjo - Balls
Simon Dianalogue - Finances (Sausages From Paeckhaarts - No Shins Required)

SUBSTITUTES

Disco Quoff - Accounts
Queer Helmet - Refreshments