KILCLINTON RELEASE SCHEDULE (Gruelling)
Since that first party, when windows were left backwards, and the 'Bronnt Disco Influence' was pre-empted, Kilclinton have continually and without mercy been releasing slab after slab of molten vinyl, often at the expense of at least one Eric Clapton Live LP.
The following charts all of the above.
Kilclinton Floors The Music Industry [LP]
Kilclinton Flaws The Music Industry [LP]
Dual release, designed to console and confuse. 01/01/06
Purgatorycore [EP]
Doomy like Hell, Disco like Heaven: Purgatorycore. (Slogan by Saatchi and Saatchi). 01/01/06
Acid Works [EP]
Split release with Gashsucka (death-metal offshoot). 01/01/06
Pre-Coital Disco [EP]
01/01/06
Aurally Pleasured by Kilclinton (In My Sleep I Was) [EP]
Concept album about a young man's journey 'neath the duvet with his personal listening device, hoping to be serenaded to sleep by his favourite disco troupe "just for one song", only to wake up at 5.30am, ears ablaze, eyes bulging and gasping for air as the headphone wires mercilessly constrict around his windpipe like two electric pythons. His struggle to untangle them intensifies in the darkness, until eventually he settles for the dulcet tones of Roy "The Voice/Il Voce" Orbison instead. 01/01/06
Sleep, Perchance to Dance [EP]
Another non-existent vinyl-only release, this EP captures Kilclinton at the height of their skullbending powers. Mastered to 96kbps mp3, then transferred to 1/4 inch tape no less than 7 times, this release is an audiophile's dream, pressed on 180g virgin vinyl. The first 50 copies came with a Linn Sondek LP12 turntable and Grado RS1 headphones. 01/01/06
Kilclingus, Killatio, Kilcoitus [Triple EP]
21" vinyl EP, split into 3 equal-sized chunks, the first to be enjoyed by girls, the second to be enjoyed by boys, and the third to be enjoyed by girls and boys (though mainly by boys). 01/01/06
Actual release dates to be appended when accuracy exists.