HELP US, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Look there. Doesn't look like much does it? It needs help. Right now. Spontaneous combustion for less than unwanted pregnancy? Tell us about it. We'll listen, but the fee is pricey. Maybe we could play a little disco for you in return?:
N.B. The Kilclinton Disc-Jockey unit is also available for vigilante disbanding of breakcore gatherings, or monging one off with a bit of ambient gabba. Thank you.