ALL THE KILCLINTON THAT'S FIT TO DRINK
A biography would be but a biography were it not for mention of that first unforgettable Kilclinton performance that would invariably lead none other than Bronnt Industries Kapital astray and clambering aboard the disco bus.
Now, stop sweeping up the dust and start inhaling the information that makes this here truth grand and great. Prepare for the full-on hard-on of information about Kilclinton coming your way. Ready? Now pay attention.
Kilclinton could be described as the musical pourings of messrs Erikk Von Danegan and Wilanese Beret; that could be a half-truth though, as the exhaustive list of band members would indicate.
The premise on which the Kilclinton corporation is built is simple:
High quality party-mong delivered straight to your door, anytime, anywhere
And I think everyone agrees this principle has been rigorously adhered to to this very day. Principal corporate activities of Kilclinton are that of providing soundtrack music for The Opinion Shed, but the future looks good with the promise of album completion and an arena tour on the cards...